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[upshore]

"Miles. Leave a message."

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[redlightgreenlight]

If you were doing something wrong, I’d be arresting you, not appearing with you in public.

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[upshore]

[For the love of God, Miles, keep that innuendo to yourself if you want to live.]

I'm clearly messing up if a cop wants to freely associate with me. Then again, I'm clearly messing up if I haven't been arrested yet. Losing my touch. :P

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[redlightgreenlight]

Am I nothing more than a dirty cop to you?

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[upshore]

No! No, just

the principle

cops

i told you that i'm not really good at trusting cops

but you're all right

[Though it's impossible to type with your head in your hands, he's certainly coming close.]

bad joke huh

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[redlightgreenlight]

Just 'all right'??


Look, if you'd rather not go with me, then fine

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[upshore]

i didn't say that

we're friends and if you want me to go with you i'm actually flattered, if i'm being honest

put my foot in it this time tho i think

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[redlightgreenlight]

I forgive you.


And I won't even make you wear a tie

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[upshore]

Sounds like a successful negotiation on the suit issue to me. I hate ties.

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[redlightgreenlight]

I find them classy.

[Also convenient to tug on should the situation be appropriate.]

But there's no need to impress me as long as you are decent.

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[upshore]

Well, "me" and "classy" don't usually go together. I can behave myself, but I don't tend to go for the high-society stuff that would require that kind of thing.

I can definitely make "decent", though.

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[redlightgreenlight]

Be sure to shower.

And comb your hair.

Also pick up some cologne.

[She could be teasing, but it's hard to tell with text.]

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[upshore]

...do you not think I shower?

[Cologne? Why???? Won't the strong smell offend her wolf nose? Can she smell like that as a human??????]

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[redlightgreenlight]

I know you shower. I even know what scent of shampoo you use, I just also know when you have not showered.

The Cologne is for when you don't have time to shower, not for the party, because you are going to shower before that.

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[upshore]

Does it smell good? I'm thinking about changing it up. When I get my own place I'm going to have bubble baths constantly.

[Is he joking? Maybe he's joking.]

Aye aye, cap'n. Not like I wouldn't anyway. I'm scruffy, but I'm not that rude.

[redlightgreenlight]

It smells alright, though floral isn't exactly what I would have expected of you.


Key word is 'that'. You can be very rude.