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I hear you need help with your wardrobe

What? No.

...

Who told you?

You did

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Just now.

Is this just because I'm regularly shirtless around you? Because that's not on purpose. My clothes don't just fly off like they're breakaway pants in some music video or something.

Your affinity to stripping has nothing to do with it.

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I just have trouble imagining you in a suit

It's a rare sight. I haven't worn one since my friend's wedding, and even that was with great reluctance.

This is a problem that I'm willing to help you fix

I am both intrigued and frightened by this proposal.

You can’t show up to the masquerade in a T-shirt and jeans, Miles

Why not?

Because its unbecoming of a man to dress as such when escorting the prettiest girl in the city.

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...you're asking me out.

You’re the only Dreamer I know who would say yes and won’t take it to heart or let it go to their head.

[after all, he made it quite clear he would never date a cop, that made him the safe option.]

Just friends

Edited 2018-10-26 03:27 (UTC)

It's still funny.

Sure. Can we negotiate on the suit, though?

You can wear a tux instead if you’d prefer

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What’s so funny about it?

No tux. Suit it is.

Just never thought a cop would ask me out. I'm clearly doing something wrong.

If you were doing something wrong, I’d be arresting you, not appearing with you in public.

[For the love of God, Miles, keep that innuendo to yourself if you want to live.]

I'm clearly messing up if a cop wants to freely associate with me. Then again, I'm clearly messing up if I haven't been arrested yet. Losing my touch. :P

Am I nothing more than a dirty cop to you?

No! No, just

the principle

cops

i told you that i'm not really good at trusting cops

but you're all right

[Though it's impossible to type with your head in your hands, he's certainly coming close.]

bad joke huh

Just 'all right'??

Look, if you'd rather not go with me, then fine

i didn't say that

we're friends and if you want me to go with you i'm actually flattered, if i'm being honest

put my foot in it this time tho i think

I forgive you.

And I won't even make you wear a tie

Sounds like a successful negotiation on the suit issue to me. I hate ties.

I find them classy.

[Also convenient to tug on should the situation be appropriate.]

But there's no need to impress me as long as you are decent.

Well, "me" and "classy" don't usually go together. I can behave myself, but I don't tend to go for the high-society stuff that would require that kind of thing.

I can definitely make "decent", though.

Be sure to shower.

And comb your hair.

Also pick up some cologne.

[She could be teasing, but it's hard to tell with text.]

...do you not think I shower?

[Cologne? Why???? Won't the strong smell offend her wolf nose? Can she smell like that as a human??????]

I know you shower. I even know what scent of shampoo you use, I just also know when you have not showered.

The Cologne is for when you don't have time to shower, not for the party, because you are going to shower before that.

Edited 2018-11-04 20:58 (UTC)

Does it smell good? I'm thinking about changing it up. When I get my own place I'm going to have bubble baths constantly.

[Is he joking? Maybe he's joking.]

Aye aye, cap'n. Not like I wouldn't anyway. I'm scruffy, but I'm not that rude.

It smells alright, though floral isn't exactly what I would have expected of you.

Key word is 'that'. You can be very rude.

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