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[upshore]

"Miles. Leave a message."

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[redlightgreenlight]

I forgive you.


And I won't even make you wear a tie

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[upshore]

Sounds like a successful negotiation on the suit issue to me. I hate ties.

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[redlightgreenlight]

I find them classy.

[Also convenient to tug on should the situation be appropriate.]

But there's no need to impress me as long as you are decent.

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[upshore]

Well, "me" and "classy" don't usually go together. I can behave myself, but I don't tend to go for the high-society stuff that would require that kind of thing.

I can definitely make "decent", though.

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[redlightgreenlight]

Be sure to shower.

And comb your hair.

Also pick up some cologne.

[She could be teasing, but it's hard to tell with text.]

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[upshore]

...do you not think I shower?

[Cologne? Why???? Won't the strong smell offend her wolf nose? Can she smell like that as a human??????]

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[redlightgreenlight]

I know you shower. I even know what scent of shampoo you use, I just also know when you have not showered.

The Cologne is for when you don't have time to shower, not for the party, because you are going to shower before that.

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[upshore]

Does it smell good? I'm thinking about changing it up. When I get my own place I'm going to have bubble baths constantly.

[Is he joking? Maybe he's joking.]

Aye aye, cap'n. Not like I wouldn't anyway. I'm scruffy, but I'm not that rude.

[redlightgreenlight]

It smells alright, though floral isn't exactly what I would have expected of you.


Key word is 'that'. You can be very rude.